Ludacris - Sexting

heard this on bossip and loved it, its so funny that he made fun of "cheetah" hahaha sill ass nigga...this is def a banger...no further details boy.

This is why I became a fan of Ludacris back in the day. This had me rolling 5 seconds in. Best track - besides "How Low" - to leak from this new album.

Funny song, but glad its just a bonus track.

Wow. I thought i had heard it all until i heard this. Crazy, song. Luda really stepped out of the box on this one.

not only is this the most whack thing i've ever heard Luda put out, it wont have any of the radio appeal that LOL :-) had. Nor is it funky in a good way like Kanye's Workout Plan. Disappointed.

Note: lyrics might have worked on a better beat, but i doubt out

I was curious if any rappers were gonna make a spoof on the Tiger Woods scandal. If any rapper could Luda, or Eminem, would do it the best. His rhymes are so creative and funny, I wish he could do a whole album on scandals in hollywood. The hook is kind of corny and the neptune's beat sounds a little off. Still dope song and the best song out by him since How Low.

Vintage Luda right here. I love when he gets his story on. Not sure if this could be a single or not, but either way I love it.

Haha this is a crazy one! I love this, cant wait to see the visual! THanks Luda!

Wow...I guess Tiger Woods' apology did absolutely nothing for Luda (or anyone else, for that matter). This is consistent in quality with each of Luda's previously-released singles, but this one will probably get a little bit more buzz.

This is a alright track, though it still dosnt match up with some of Luda's past hits.

Production is decent, though its been a long while since The Neptunes made a really dope beat.

Reminds me of Luda's Girls Gone Wild track from his Release Therapy...Flow is tight but the production lacks and thus is only bonus material

I really love Luda. but what the hell is this. pretty childish content. and The Neptunes (mainly Pharrell since Chad Hugo escaped from the landscape) are lot what they used to be couple years ago. 1 1/2. Sorry...

Luda does it again, this is just a fun song. Not to be taken seriously at all and he does it well. Battle of the Sexes is shaping up to look pretty damn good so far so hopefully the rest of the LP will have more bangers on it.

Luda is a funny dude and he real cool, but this song was SO corny and im just not diggin it AT ALL.

Oh ,y god this is a monster hit.Thank u luda

Luda did his thing on this record, I cant waith for this album and Ludaversal!

weird ass song. beat is decent...lyrics are wack..

Entertaining track.. Luda delivered and this was a really creative cut. The Neptunes' beat was perfect for a track like this.

He's having fun, people. You are all taking him way too seriously. Think about it... if Luda isn't taking himself seriously here, why should you?

Luda having fun wit it here on this track!

Cant say I'm feelin this...

when i saw djkidd give this a 4 star rating i knew it was gonna be either hilarious, an incredible track or both! it certainly was both- absolutely hilarious! luda is so clever the way he did this, better than maino's attempt. definite classic!

Luda's witty humorous meter is not at a full 10 here, and this Neptunes beat is weak, but still joint manages to hold you up to repeated listens.

[Intro]
Hey this is Luda, okay
Look, I need you to do me a huuuge favor
Uhmm... can you please take your name off of your phone
Uhmm... my girl went through my cell phone
and uh she may be calling ya
so if you can please take your name off that
and just have it as a number on the voicemail, okay!
you gotta do this for me, huge
quickly!

[Chorus]
So I’m just sitting in this rehab class
trying to get myself unhooked on a$$
so then my teacher asked me a question
like Ludacris are you over there sexting?

Ha Ha OMG LOL KIT smiley faces X and O’s L-M-F-A-O
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
I said my girl went through my cell phone

[Verse]
So I’m getting treated for my sex addiction
in my private clinic and I need you to be sensitive about my condition
cos I’m in it to win it and I really don’t want to further disappoint my fans
and my teachers a cougar so I wish she’d lend a helping hand
Damn! calm down! BBC TXT or MSG
after class come with me and can I get a little bit of TLC
she replied what the fcuk
FYI you’re gonna flunk
SMH it’s such a shame
you ain’t learned a damn thing

[Chorus]
So I’m just sitting in this rehab class
trying to get myself unhooked on a$$
so then my teacher asked me a question
like Ludacris are you over there sexting?

Ha Ha OMG LOL KIT smiley faces X and O’s L-M-F-A-O
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
I said my girl went through my cell phone

[Verse]
So I’m sitting in the crib just chillin' and I’m minding my business
got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn’t recognize
I replied who is this?
quick back got a hit back
said this is Stacy and I’ve been missing you
had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and a new tattoo
a what? a new tattoo? wow!
aww yeah, hurry click
can you send a nasty pic
so I can see right where it is
and I promise I won’t show my friends (yeah right!)
she replied, well okay BTW by the way
SMH its such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thing

[Chorus]
So I’m just sitting in this rehab class
trying to get myself unhooked on a$$
so then my teacher asked me a question
like Ludacris are you over there sexting?

Ha Ha OMG LOL KIT smiley faces X and O’s L-M-F-A-O
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
I said my girl went through my cell phone

[Verse]
So I pull up to the club stunting in a yellow Lamborghini
half bent, black tint, fine pu$$y it make it a little hard to see me
stepped out, fresh out headed straight for the door and to the VIP
next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina saying is that you I see,
is that you papi?
so I BBM’ed abbreviate, Yup!
and before the night gets too late
let me hit you with a little Q&A
can I tap that a$$ T-T-A
she replied it all depends
it’s me plus one can I bring my friend
and all I can think was that its such a shame
that I ain't learned a damn thing

[Chorus]
So I’m just sitting in this rehab class
trying to get myself unhooked on a$$
so then my teacher asked me a question
like Ludacris are you over there sexting?

Ha Ha OMG LOL KIT smiley faces X and O’s L-M-F-A-O
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
my girl went through my cell phone
I said my girl went through my cell phone

Not gonna get too technical with rating this cause this is just a bonus track on his album... But all I have to say is this, these are one of those songs where you either LOVE IT or HATE IT! :T

Very innovative.. and yeah it @*#$! bumps. Can't wait until March 9

cant wait for Battle of the Sexes!!!

this song is amazing

Man! HOT. Clever. Lyrically superior. Instantly addictive beat! Luda has no cemeted his spot in the Hottest Rapper Alive argument, if he wasn't already there.

NOBODY else and i mean nobody could have pulled these lyrics off but Luda. He spits some silly, fun and entertaining lyrics but they're all smartly put together in a way that an average rapper could never dream of being as fun. Banger!

like it...i wonder if LMFAO will remix this, it sounds like something they would run with, and it say's they're name in it...

LUDACRIS IS SO FUNNY

CAN'T WAIT FOR BATTLE OF THE SEXES 9TH MARCH !!!

Luda is hands down the best rapper from the south and this tracks proves it.


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Maybe I need to hear this a little bit more? Might get better but it's ok

LMAO! This is just too great. If we can't have a little fun at Tiger's expense it wouldn't be America. This is banging.

This is a geat song.Its not gonna be on top 5 hip hop classics of time, but thats not the point of this song, obviously. Let the dude have fun every once in a while. PLus u gotta admit it was creative

THAT'S THA SHEEEIT IM TALKN BOWT.
Big ups to ma man Luda!! That beat hillarious... The Neptunes stil got it!!

ye-zir... this is why everyone loves luda. the ridiculous lyrics with the effervescent flow. this might be a classisc for me

Do I really need to listen to this???

tis song is so dam funny where he get his lyrics

silly ish... Love me some Luda tho

yess this is the song (Y) :)

Wack not a fan of the fun and game sh**

Bahahahaha this is sick as!! Even the beat suited it perfectly, Luda represent!!

Not a single but this song is good. Nvr bought a Luda album but this one may be the first. cant wait till March 9th!

This is metaphorically hot, luda gets slept on as far as lyricism because he's so animated, but this is hot!!

its adicitive but i dont tink its all that

BANGER! The Neptunes NEVER dissapoint...SICK beat. That being said, I think alot of listeners will either Love or Hate This. I can get past the "My girl went through my cell phone" part of the chorus, but alot of others won't.

This song is ok nit the best from him but its cool.

hahah mad funnii in da beginnin, den da beat kame in and dat makes dis song crazii gud, hella beat and lyrics

dis song is cool and hot
luda u knoe how 2 jam dis shyt

Ludacris has always been a favorite of mine, and the way he flows on here reminds me of his old chicken and beer self. Definately in rotation.

this song is crazy. i like it not something i would see out of luda butt i like it it makes me laugh

i havent been on here for a while! any way,luv dis song. I didn't even know some of those texting words!

i made my mom listen to this song.. haha. tiger woods suxx!! Ludacris is hella funny..especially with this song

Luda could rap about a frat in the wind.

the beat iz HOTT!!!!! dangggg

Love them Luda stories

lovin it

the begining is great! lol! way to make fun of tiger woods! haha! but really this song is pretty good! i want to hear it more!

The neptunes suck nuff said

this is classic luda. the abbreviations remind me of "area codes" remember that. as a spoof/parody song this is AWESOME. im giving it classic status just for that. plus its luda

Luda you stupid for this one.
I would love to work with you on new artist development.

PBi

i want the old luda back...I miss the chicken n beer days

lmfao sounds like a situation ive been in with my boyfriend this song is gunna be a hit luda

VERY entertaining

3.8 stars

FUNNY! COmedey Hit....

funny song but Luda was to slow

Hot

funny, awesome beat....

hilarious song. luda needs to go back to doin more of these.

this song is so Freaking funny!!! :P

To me this song reminded me of a personal experience with my old girl friend...lol but the song was just a filler on his album battle of the sexes. Whenever I listen to his albulm I always skip over this song

This was hilarious!

I'm so glad he kept the phone sound effects to a minimum.

And scared, panicky Ludacris was a bit of a surprise, but he still manages to turn his panic into an excuse to get some. Classic.

straight banger. u can never go wrong when i comes to ludacris. his flow is sick and smoother than any other rapper alive.

I agree with Lil Mayer you either love it or hate it

I'm not a hater I enjoy the beat I get the concept I just don't find it funny. Creative yes and completely Luda but not my cup of tea

ok this song was original and is a banger from the beggining i knew it was a good one this song done it for me but missed a good little FEAT by like i dunno Dream....or someone....

I love this damn song

See this is the LUDA I Like! This song is the perfect combo of a banging beat, humor, play on Social Issues and Trends in Technology in Texting. Those initials like SMH that only those up on the latest way to communicate would understand. Played this during one of my gigs, the crowd loved it!!

diz song iz o wow i like diz

This song is d@mn right hilarious.

songs cool but kind of reptitive but still cool

funny but not a good song