Ludacris - Sexting
Artist: Ludacris
Producer: The Neptunes
Album: Battle of the Sexes
Label: DTP/Def Jam
Now this is the Ludacris I’ve been waiting for. After some average (for him) mic performances on My Chick Bad and Hey Ho, the Ludameister’s back to his hilariously dope, instantly rewind-worthy self on new leak Sexting. Sexting is essentially a five minute skit that finds Luda embodying the sexually insatiably Tiger Woods, complete with a mock voicemail call and an inside look at Tiger’s sex rehab: “So I’m just sittin in this rehab class, tryin to get myself unhooked on ass…” As if that wasn’t enough, The Neptunes provide an instantly addictive beat that somehow manages to include phone sound effects without becoming aggravating (if only we were so lucky on LOL Smiley Face). Ok, so it’s not the next Paid In Full, but it’s entertaining as hell, so I’ve got nothing but props for Luda on this one. Sexting is the latest offering off Luda’s Battle of the Sexes album, due out March 9. Has Ludacris ever been caught sexting? Our very own DJ Z can ask him during their upcoming interview.
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 272 |
heard this on bossip and loved it, its so funny that he made fun of "cheetah" hahaha sill ass nigga...this is def a banger...no further details boy.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Crew Total Ratings: 11684 |
This is why I became a fan of Ludacris back in the day. This had me rolling 5 seconds in. Best track - besides "How Low" - to leak from this new album.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 1339 |
Funny song, but glad its just a bonus track.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 1306 |
Wow. I thought i had heard it all until i heard this. Crazy, song. Luda really stepped out of the box on this one.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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not only is this the most whack thing i've ever heard Luda put out, it wont have any of the radio appeal that LOL :-) had. Nor is it funky in a good way like Kanye's Workout Plan. Disappointed.
Note: lyrics might have worked on a better beat, but i doubt out |
| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 544 |
I was curious if any rappers were gonna make a spoof on the Tiger Woods scandal. If any rapper could Luda, or Eminem, would do it the best. His rhymes are so creative and funny, I wish he could do a whole album on scandals in hollywood. The hook is kind of corny and the neptune's beat sounds a little off. Still dope song and the best song out by him since How Low.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 433 |
Vintage Luda right here. I love when he gets his story on. Not sure if this could be a single or not, but either way I love it.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 197 |
Haha this is a crazy one! I love this, cant wait to see the visual! THanks Luda!
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 116 |
Wow...I guess Tiger Woods' apology did absolutely nothing for Luda (or anyone else, for that matter). This is consistent in quality with each of Luda's previously-released singles, but this one will probably get a little bit more buzz.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 1189 |
This is a alright track, though it still dosnt match up with some of Luda's past hits.
Production is decent, though its been a long while since The Neptunes made a really dope beat. |
| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 254 |
Reminds me of Luda's Girls Gone Wild track from his Release Therapy...Flow is tight but the production lacks and thus is only bonus material
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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I really love Luda. but what the hell is this. pretty childish content. and The Neptunes (mainly Pharrell since Chad Hugo escaped from the landscape) are lot what they used to be couple years ago. 1 1/2. Sorry...
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 178 |
Luda does it again, this is just a fun song. Not to be taken seriously at all and he does it well. Battle of the Sexes is shaping up to look pretty damn good so far so hopefully the rest of the LP will have more bangers on it.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 1642 |
Luda is a funny dude and he real cool, but this song was SO corny and im just not diggin it AT ALL.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 69 |
Oh ,y god this is a monster hit.Thank u luda
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 8 |
Luda did his thing on this record, I cant waith for this album and Ludaversal!
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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weird ass song. beat is decent...lyrics are wack..
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 303 |
Entertaining track.. Luda delivered and this was a really creative cut. The Neptunes' beat was perfect for a track like this.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Crew Total Ratings: 11684 |
He's having fun, people. You are all taking him way too seriously. Think about it... if Luda isn't taking himself seriously here, why should you?
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 42 |
Luda having fun wit it here on this track!
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 613 |
Cant say I'm feelin this...
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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when i saw djkidd give this a 4 star rating i knew it was gonna be either hilarious, an incredible track or both! it certainly was both- absolutely hilarious! luda is so clever the way he did this, better than maino's attempt. definite classic!
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 4267 |
Luda's witty humorous meter is not at a full 10 here, and this Neptunes beat is weak, but still joint manages to hold you up to repeated listens.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 4267 |
[Intro]
Hey this is Luda, okay Look, I need you to do me a huuuge favor Uhmm... can you please take your name off of your phone Uhmm... my girl went through my cell phone and uh she may be calling ya so if you can please take your name off that and just have it as a number on the voicemail, okay! you gotta do this for me, huge quickly! [Chorus] So I’m just sitting in this rehab class trying to get myself unhooked on a$$ so then my teacher asked me a question like Ludacris are you over there sexting? Ha Ha OMG LOL KIT smiley faces X and O’s L-M-F-A-O my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone I said my girl went through my cell phone [Verse] So I’m getting treated for my sex addiction in my private clinic and I need you to be sensitive about my condition cos I’m in it to win it and I really don’t want to further disappoint my fans and my teachers a cougar so I wish she’d lend a helping hand Damn! calm down! BBC TXT or MSG after class come with me and can I get a little bit of TLC she replied what the fcuk FYI you’re gonna flunk SMH it’s such a shame you ain’t learned a damn thing [Chorus] So I’m just sitting in this rehab class trying to get myself unhooked on a$$ so then my teacher asked me a question like Ludacris are you over there sexting? Ha Ha OMG LOL KIT smiley faces X and O’s L-M-F-A-O my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone I said my girl went through my cell phone [Verse] So I’m sitting in the crib just chillin' and I’m minding my business got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn’t recognize I replied who is this? quick back got a hit back said this is Stacy and I’ve been missing you had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and a new tattoo a what? a new tattoo? wow! aww yeah, hurry click can you send a nasty pic so I can see right where it is and I promise I won’t show my friends (yeah right!) she replied, well okay BTW by the way SMH its such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thing [Chorus] So I’m just sitting in this rehab class trying to get myself unhooked on a$$ so then my teacher asked me a question like Ludacris are you over there sexting? Ha Ha OMG LOL KIT smiley faces X and O’s L-M-F-A-O my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone I said my girl went through my cell phone [Verse] So I pull up to the club stunting in a yellow Lamborghini half bent, black tint, fine pu$$y it make it a little hard to see me stepped out, fresh out headed straight for the door and to the VIP next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina saying is that you I see, is that you papi? so I BBM’ed abbreviate, Yup! and before the night gets too late let me hit you with a little Q&A can I tap that a$$ T-T-A she replied it all depends it’s me plus one can I bring my friend and all I can think was that its such a shame that I ain't learned a damn thing [Chorus] So I’m just sitting in this rehab class trying to get myself unhooked on a$$ so then my teacher asked me a question like Ludacris are you over there sexting? Ha Ha OMG LOL KIT smiley faces X and O’s L-M-F-A-O my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone my girl went through my cell phone I said my girl went through my cell phone |
| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 25 |
Not gonna get too technical with rating this cause this is just a bonus track on his album... But all I have to say is this, these are one of those songs where you either LOVE IT or HATE IT! :T
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Very innovative.. and yeah it @*#$! bumps. Can't wait until March 9
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 391 |
cant wait for Battle of the Sexes!!!
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 1 |
this song is amazing
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Man! HOT. Clever. Lyrically superior. Instantly addictive beat! Luda has no cemeted his spot in the Hottest Rapper Alive argument, if he wasn't already there.
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 57 |
NOBODY else and i mean nobody could have pulled these lyrics off but Luda. He spits some silly, fun and entertaining lyrics but they're all smartly put together in a way that an average rapper could never dream of being as fun. Banger!
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 53 |
like it...i wonder if LMFAO will remix this, it sounds like something they would run with, and it say's they're name in it...
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| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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LUDACRIS IS SO FUNNY
CAN'T WAIT FOR BATTLE OF THE SEXES 9TH MARCH !!! |
| Posted on Feb 24, 2010 |
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Luda is hands down the best rapper from the south and this tracks proves it.
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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copy and paste wat i said on RefinedHype.
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 3 |
Maybe I need to hear this a little bit more? Might get better but it's ok
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 365 |
LMAO! This is just too great. If we can't have a little fun at Tiger's expense it wouldn't be America. This is banging.
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 13 |
This is a geat song.Its not gonna be on top 5 hip hop classics of time, but thats not the point of this song, obviously. Let the dude have fun every once in a while. PLus u gotta admit it was creative
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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THAT'S THA SHEEEIT IM TALKN BOWT.
Big ups to ma man Luda!! That beat hillarious... The Neptunes stil got it!! |
| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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ye-zir... this is why everyone loves luda. the ridiculous lyrics with the effervescent flow. this might be a classisc for me
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 2065 |
Do I really need to listen to this???
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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tis song is so dam funny where he get his lyrics
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 487 |
silly ish... Love me some Luda tho
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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yess this is the song (Y) :)
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| Posted on Feb 25, 2010 |
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Wack not a fan of the fun and game sh**
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| Posted on Feb 26, 2010 |
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Tastemaker Total Ratings: 2919 |
Bahahahaha this is sick as!! Even the beat suited it perfectly, Luda represent!!
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| Posted on Feb 26, 2010 |
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Not a single but this song is good. Nvr bought a Luda album but this one may be the first. cant wait till March 9th!
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| Posted on Feb 26, 2010 |
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| Posted on Feb 26, 2010 |
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DJ Booth Member Total Ratings: 24 |
This is metaphorically hot, luda gets slept on as far as lyricism because he's so animated, but this is hot!!
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| Posted on Feb 28, 2010 |
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