Eminem - Taking My Ball

glad eminems back. hope to here more songs like this

way better than most of his stuff on his last cd im lovin the beat

how can anyone take this guy seriously wen he speaks like he's retarded?

Bedstuy on the check in, Em is the man. Sick

This is hilarious! Eminem is amazing. Great production too

mmcoolman2000: i hope u dont like gucci or soulja boy or any of those type

Eminem is my favorite rapper, but i dont really like this, the hook is cool, but i am honestly sick of this accent, i can take a little dose of it, but after listening to Relapse plenty of times, i am sick of it... thank god this isn't on Relapse 2, well hopefully

this shittt go hard

i just had to comment on this. ok replaying it since the morning...

THE BEAT IS STUPID CRAZY. this has to be dre. it grows on you like you dunno. the hook, and the beat = BEAST BANGER.

ok now for the lyrics...not feeling it he needs to lose the accent and make sense. also stop dissing celebs. if he had normal lyrics with a normal voice this would be 5*.

beat is DEEZED

i really didnt like this song.
it just kinda THERE. nothing sparks. the beginning is bleh.

He did say that R2 was going to be a lot like his other stuff. Lately he's been doing a new thing with his voice which after a full album of it I still don't know how I feel. But for this song it works.

Pretty good Em record. This isn't album material so I'm not judging it as highly as I will for R2. The flow and lyrics on here were vintage Eminem even though he went back to that accent persona. Pretty hot though and cool for a video game marketing standpoint.

Say whatever you want about the accent... the flow (rhythm & metrics) is great!
Beat is catchy and he's just having fun with the lyrics.

@mmcoolman2000: that's exactly it, it's not supposed to be taken seriously.

STRAIGHT FIRE... PLAIN and SIMPLE!!!

this stuff is terrible.. like every songs a joke..

cb126405, you rated this song lower than Kevin Rudolf - Let It Rock.

ARE YOU HIGH?

LOL....I don't even know.

Mischa Barton? Why? LOL.

i know this song is a joke, but what about eminem himself? every time he does a song with this accent, the song essentially becomes something stupid to just listen to once and then never listen to again. His older songs had REPLAY VALUE. if he wants to be to a freak he should go join the freak show and use the voice as much as he wants.

not a big fan of the accent, but it fits this perfectly. put aside the somewhat annoyin accent tho, and these are some sick lyrics.

Wow, this is straight FIRE, from the production to the hilarious lyrics!

(Shove a tonka truck up a kids butthole?)

@D3lit3 - I'm truly flattered and honored you track my ratings back to August '08. Don't know why I'm defending it, but there are far more better records in the history of hip hop that are better than this one. I call it like I hear it.

@mmcoolman2000 - He's probably not taking it seriously. Just havin fun with the music. I respect that.

dont like the hook but still a banger

hahahah lyrics are tight as my ass, em's back with butt crack.

Man I actually like this song.
Think about it; this is a song for a VIDEO GAME. A video game. How many hip hop songs from video games would you listen to? Exxactly, the list is very short.

What is wrong with Eminem? If Gucci was rapping this, you'd be like this is horrible. But really i don't even get it?

wow,it is very apparent em can rap about anything at anytime and actually get away with it. This is just so easy for him its not even funny,but overall this is another solid track from shady

Might have been unreleased originally for a reason... just saying.

should have stayed on the cutting room floor.

Is it better then some of the tracks on Relpase = Yes

Is it what you expect from Eminem = No

Production is decent & Em is ok, though nothin flash.

Looking forward to hearing Em spit on some Just Blaze beats, I have a feeling it will get Em back to his best.

The day Eminem can finally say whatever the F*** he wants to on a song and a company will pay him for it, and have it represent their business is the day Eminem has really defined Renegade. Still the only original man in hip hop today.

I'm with Gstan10. Em sounds like he's just having fun with this song. We already know he got drop a smash at any time. Though he has a limited catalog of "radio classics" he can swtich his rapping style on this and turn it into a hot record.

th sad thing is EM records get put in 2 category's
OVER-RATED just because of his name star power
OR
UNDER-RATED because if - minus the topic haha - most other rappers hit a beat like this they would be HAILED!!!

1 of the bested rapers of r time

What's with that goofy accent? Seriously?

@mmcoolman2000: lol, At first I thought you were denying his talent, but now I get your point! It's kinda annoying really.

The beat is a banger for sure, lyrics are what I expected from Em. I fox with it but he's really got stop with the accent. 3.5 rounding down because of the accent

OK so the song gets a three from me, but Em gets an extra star for making me crack up 3 times throughout the song. Dude is out of his mind. I think the accent is his way of saying im just playing around so dont take this stuff seriously

This comment is going to cause a lot of controversy but am I the only one who likes Eminem rapping over his own beats than Dre's? He produced the entire Eminem Show and I think that's the best produced of all of his albums. Call me crazy but that's just my opinion.

The production on this one is great and the chorus is strong, so were the verses. No real complaints other than I'm waiting on a serious Eminem song for once. Banger.

Sick song, Eminem never fails to impress me.

This is sick right here! I am definitely feelin this track from Eminem. Its just how he does his thing. The Beat is HOT. The lyrics are CRAZY just like Em...Good Chorus. BANGER MATERIAL!

not the best from eminem, yet i don't think i've ever heard something from eminem i don't like. in rotation

I liked the Relapse but this is more the Em i have grown to love. Keep it up

Classic Em lol, cracks me up.. I love it

I agree with Z. Should left this joint on the cut floor. Love shady though soooo

WTF, I'm getin' DJ Hero

THIS IS THE DOPEST BEAT THIS YEAR!!!! IMO obviously but this is Crack! Typical eminem song I love it!

i like eminem as a rapper but nt with ths stupid accent so ovr it sounds like he trying 2 b Indian or sumthng

Ahahaha Em'z havin' too much fun on this track :)

beat is crazy!

This shit is @*#$! dope it will grow on you guys

em is just a lyrical genius
even if he's talking about shoving things up a kids ass

[Eminem]
Make my vocals sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
but its all right, its ok with me,
i’ll do my steps all by myself,
I don’t need nobody to play with me,
but if you just give me a chance,
i can put you in a trance the way I dance,
but don’t nobody wanna play with me so I’m
taking my ball and going home, hooome,

[Verse 1]
I’m that guy man,
shove a diamond up my hind end,
and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles,
@*#$! poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,
while I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl,
now lets cuddle,
blood curdling your gurgling on your blood,
what I do for my next trick,
Im feeling won-derful,
lyrics courtesy of killerhiphop.com
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole,
feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin
i slash her in the ass with a icicle
and leave her laying a blood bath
while I put a catheter in
and jump in the bath with her,
in my spiderman mask man
just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,
stick it up Kim Kardashian’s ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon,
are those pistachio’s damn, I’d like to have some,
laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,
shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
God damn man are you that much of an @*#$!,

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
I’m like houdini,
tuck my teenyee…(Read More)
nyweeny between each
one of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie,
make sh-t disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie,
you don’t know the meaning of a meanie,
they call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
I’m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,
dont move or ya might get it stuck so f-cking far in your uvula
you aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus,
totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia
now who do ya think is more fruitier,
lyrics courtesy of killerhiphop.com
weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it look nice,
you should have seen it mother,
i think i’ll put a piece of art on my visa card,
then I’ll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart
then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell’s
with McDonald’s jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos..

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Shady what are you doing chewing on a human,
grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room
assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,
skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon,
you shouldn’t ask what is he doing with that broom,
you should be glad he didn’t leave you full of stab wounds,
you in a trance, im back doing my dance ooh,
but there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
and make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing
shady why you gotta pick on the lady for,
why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
cos I’m scared there’s monster’s under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet,
no wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,
you like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name,

[Chorus]
[End]

HOLYSHIT! he came back with a slammmmm ;P i love his whole CD. & good good song.

the song is great i could lison to this song all day

Just ok.

typical em. I like it!

I like this - go ahead eminem! I think last song I liked the beat to that he did was "Lose Yourself"

Why must every track that Em gets on has to be a repeat performance of something like "Drake's - Forever". If that was the only way he came then everyone would be calling him one dimensional. I thought the lyrics were funny and the beat is hott! Life is too serious to be so rigid about music. Its a fun track..that's all it is people.

garbage pure garbage,annoying voice worse every time i hear dis guy. he is a joke

Eminem is raw his lyrics is sick too he says some stuff i would never thought of saying or even have the guts of saying

eminem does this to me every time...with every new album and song i get hyped thinkin he might actually return back to old form and then he puts on this stupid accent n just talks retarded...i give up on him, i kinda think he takes music as a joke now days..i havent seen the same em for awhile now, hes just not hungry anymore..i actually got xcited with his verse on FOREVER and the verses he did on the diss track to mariah. iwas like dam hes actually back.......n then he drops this lol..dammit u did it to me again eminem..lose the fake middle eastern accent.

I like the beat and its catchy and the lyrics are great. Can rotate in the club 4 sho.

Em went crazy on the lyrics, but wat the song is about kinda trips me out, but that's em for you....4.5 stars......BAN-SIC (LOL)

beats off the HOOK, EMINEMs a Beast Cant F*#$ with him.

Wtf is Em doing he's good but this shit is whack idk why he makes himself look like an idiot on here i love what he did with 50 on physco he should stick witht that type of style... i love em so i hope he comes back out with somthing hotter next time i hear him

eminem is best then wezzy

Hopefully the video makes up for this junk.

YES this bad ass beat is produced by the one the only DR DRE @ D3lit3......and i agree lose the accent for a while em and things would be perfect

not my favorite track but still em has my ears every time he drops one

What the hell ass shit..? Double-take, pause, hold up, rewind, whatever. Did I really see someone call Eminem retarded?

@*#$! AWESOME
EMINEM THA BEST

i feel like good and positive comments should be posted but..when you're dissing an artist for one song. That's just wrong..everyone knows he can trow down whenever he wants to. he is just having fun in my opinion on this track. Not my favorite but not bad

This is ridiculous. I'll listen to Em all day, but this is straight garbage. Lose the accent, get back to rapping. He used to kill every track that he was on. Now we're forced to listen to a song about a ball. The songs not hilarious, it's sad. He better step up his game for Relapse 2. This song's unbearable, I cant even listen to it. Let's get some of that old school fire going on. He went hard on Drake's forever and he tore Mariah a new a**hole in The Warning. I'm patiently waiting for the return of the real slim shady.

happy to hear'em back

Eminem Is Back. Everyone gotta buy Relapse:Refill before Relapse 2 comes out.

haha.. The beat needs to be re-used by someone actually trying to make more than a joke song! But still, even when he's not really trying, the skills really shine through.. Was laughing out loud at the very end..

mmcoolman2000 you have no idea. 80 million singles,23 law suits and 14 million fans....hes real retarded mate. HES A WALKING TALKING HIP HOP LEGEND AND ALWAYS WILL BE. LONG LIVE THE KING SHADY.

yessssss this is a good one

;; &+ eminem is fire.! most definitely one of my favorite rappers.

went hard

great song looks like eminem is back hopefully he stays on top like this

not one of his best but it still kicks arse.

i like dis song and yo godsson81885
ur cute ;)

awsome song

@*#$! mmcoolman he doesnt know real music at all i totally diagree with every aspect of what he said and i despise the sound of this unethical illiterate monkey